It contains tourist tips, game advice, and sex stories that give you all the information you need to have sex with Lithuanian women. Two other guides you may be interested in is Bang Estonia and Don’t Bang Latvia.
[…] Latvian girls especially are all about not showing their ‘true face’.
It’s not quite poosy paradise, as my Danish friends below can explain, but I had a pleasant time.
Some rude responses I got from Estonian girls made me think I was in America.
My guess is that you have about one or two years until the place turns to total shit and it’s not even worth a weekend visit.
They also like talking in English and can hold their own in a conversation with an experienced man.
Latvian girls are the worst: they are too guarded and take forever to open up, probably because they assume every foreign guy is a sex tourist thanks to Riga being the capital of Eastern Europe for that sort of thing.
Lithuanian women, however, have extraordinary long hair.
It is common to see girls with hair going down to their pancake asses and sometimes passed that.
A couple of them let me extract a specimen for personal use.
Estonian girls are plain fun because they love to drink.
Lithuanian girls can be hit or miss, but generally I find them to be shy and detached.