On smaller infractions—if someone gets into an argument with another resident or misses curfew, for example—the consequences are considerably more lenient—they’re required to complete a writing “assignment” about a step or a short paper on some aspect of the Big Book.
SLA facilities admit residents on the day they apply, without a waiting period.
Two dates where I was probably settling, compromising and giving in, just to go on dates. Not at all, they were perfectly normal, fine people, just not the match for me. It’s literally a 40 minute survey asking you the same question 37 different ways.
You don’t even notice that she hasn’t responded because your distracted by the new excitement of these new matches.
But then, you start realizing, wait a minute, no ones responding back to you.
For the first 30 days of residence they’re required to attend two meetings a day on the premises, after which they are required to attend between three and five meetings each week.
Within the first 30 days of living in an SLA house, residents are required to be back on the premises by 6 pm and indoors by 10.
The Tampa facility has 10 units and can accommodate up to 61 residents, roughly six to an apartment. The living areas are comfortable with two couches and cable TV.
In all locations, amenities include Internet access and transportation is provided if needed.
You can’t proceed to the next awkward stage of eharmony until the other person responds back.
So you send over your questions for stage 1 of 4 and then you have to wait for them to respond. But it’s fine, you don’t really care that this person hasn’t responded in a day or two because each day you get a new batch of matches hand picked by these computer gods as people that match you on 29 levels of compatibility.
That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. You’re going to continue reading without telling any of your hot female co-workers? I had some other titles in work for this blog, but they just didn’t capture the essence of what I was trying to say. A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above.