In fact, Vince Vaughn is basically his spirit guide who taught him how to be cool around girls and pretend he doesn't actually care about them, as long as he "gets some." He tries to channel his movie boyfriend Vince by saying things like, "that's so money."And they're essentially perfect humans who solely shop at Madewell and Zara. Sometimes, he'll ironically wear a straw hat or one of the Gilligan's Island floppy beach hats. Admit it: He's grown out a few pathetic whiskers above his mouth for Movember and thinks he's ironically hyper-masculine now.They're all either business, PR, or marketing majors who intern in LA and tan outside their dorms daily, even when it's overcast and 55 degrees out. If he's not wearing his boat shoes, he's sporting original Rainbow sandals. In reality, he just looks like if someone from To Catch a Predator shoplifted all of J.
If he starts ditching you for “bro time” on the regular, SPRINT for the hills.
He’ll either make little to no time for you, or you’ll wind up chilling with him and his friends, which will probably make you unhappy and/or fat because all they do is smoke, eat and watch "Entourage" while pretending they’re lives somehow relate to the show. Idealistically, they want to stick to the same exact lifestyle they had before and have a girl that will mold herself to fit into this lifestyle. You have a life, too, and it's just as important, if not more important, than his.
Business majors are essentially real-life characters of all those ‘80s and ‘90s movies starring Philip Seymour Hoffman in a school-boy outfit and dastardly sneer-smile. Chances are, if these tell-tale signs will seem way too familiar, you are. He always rolls them up to his elbows, like the hardworking #BOSS he is. It probably set him (or his trust fund, or the credit cards he maxes out to fit in with his trust fund-having friends) back like $40, and yes, he is aware of the subtle tufts of hair that escape the collar and he is proud of his aesthetically artful manliness. ) in the crowd and that they all know when to aggressively fist-pump the air. This was also where he ~~rolled~~ for the first time and basically experienced the fifth dimension. Other favorite movies include The Hangover, Zoolander, Swingers, and basically anything with Vince Vaughn in it.
But in class, his professor calls him "Charles," or "Bradley," and he also uses his full names when introducing himself to your parents because he wants to be the most perfect gentleman ever (and he also wants to be taken seriously in The Real World). Except that he probably doesn't have a job yet, and his internship requires only three hours of participation per week (and he's compensated for it with a signature from his boss that he shows his academic advisor). Vince Vaughn is the messiah he prays to every night. That's too bad, because you are now "babe," or "baby" forever and ever and ever.
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He plays music during sex, usually something by Robin Thicke. He has a guitar, or some other instrument, in his apartment that he can’t even play. His kitchen cupboard has nothing in it but a tub of protein powder. He uses the words “gay” or “retarded to describe things he doesn’t like. He’s so pissed that Entourage is over and can’t wait for the movie.
What is frightening, however, is that these guys, on the surface, appear to be like any other normal college guy.
Their ability to seamlessly blend into their surroundings poses a terrible threat to single college students everywhere: Any unsuspecting person can accidentally find themselves dating a business major.
The Basic Bitch phenomenon continues and we couldn’t help but do a guy version: the Basic Bro. Here are 30 signs your man is cookie-cutter and could use some originality: 1.
He travels in packs of dudes wearing jeans and untucked dress shirts.
I’ve dealt with it before: “Sorry babe but I can’t ditch the boys today…can we chill later? But if you’re already in one, then you should be his priority. Being a good friend is an important quality to look for in anyone you date.